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25 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand

Perhaps you’ve tried learning German, French or Spanish, but those languages are nothing compared to Woman. Most scholars agree that the only thing more impossible than understanding the language of women is dividing by 0.[1] You have no hope. Don’t even try. Whatever![1]

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You probably thought that all of that means you should just give up and not try anymore right? Wrong! Any woman will tell you that in the language of women, it means the complete opposite, therefore,[4] you should be more careful with this matter, you shouldnot just abandon her because you simply do not understand her, come on guys, you MUST learn women language.[7]

Here are 25 things women say that men misunderstand.

1). I don’t want to talk about it

She wants you to go away because she is still building up evidence against you.[2]

2). We need…

She wants…

3). I’m not upset

She’s upset

4). You have to learn to communicate

“Communicate” can also be translated as “agree with me”.

5). Do you have to do this now?

Also not a question.[4] It means stop doing what you’re doing and prepare for further orders.

6). What are you doing?

This is actually not a question. It’s a statement akin to “You’re doing it wrong.”

7). We need to talk

You’re dead.

8). We can go anywhere you want

In most cases this means “You had better choose my favorite restaurant”.[5]

9). Don’t worry about it

This means she has told you to do something (possibly more than once) and she is now going to do it herself.[8] Any further inquiries on your part will most likely result in #14 (*loud sigh*).

10). Thanks a lot

It’s a very small distinction but this is actually the opposite of “thanks”. Under no circumstances should you say “you’re welcome”.[3] Typically that would land you back at #12 (Whatever).

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