Odeke, Wife And The Marital Counsellor

Posted by: lukwago J in Life style August 6, 2018

So Odeke and his wife Acom went to see a counsellor so they could try to sort out some issues in their marriage. This is how their encounter with the counsellor went;…..

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The counsellor looked at them, obviously exasperated by their Tantrums

Counsellor-Okay guys what is really the problem? Is it that he does sports betting or she doesn’t respect you.?

Odeke (to the counsellor)- Sir, do you sometimes bet?

Counsellor (clears his throat)- That’s a very personal question.

Odeke – Oh really, so we can wash our dirty linens in public and you can’t because you are a counsellor? Well, everybody knows betting is a youth empowerment programme.The many times i have won, she’s shared in the largesse…..

Acom -Oh shut up, you embarass me too much. Are you a youth? ..Do you think before you talk or you just say the first rubbish that comes out from that shithole you call a mouth…

Odeke – Same shithole you said was the attraction back then, same shithole that had you drooling and cuddling up to me during thunderstorms and…

Acom – I cuddled up to you so you don’t wet your pants. You know how scared you get when lightening strikes. Mummy’s boy.

Counsellor -(rubs his head) Here they go again. In all my 10 years as a counsellor, I have never met a confused couple as you two.

Odeke – I agree with you on that one. My wife acts like something I downloaded from Google Play Store, she has too many viruses. (counsellor laughs)

Acom – When a lame man tells one good joke, he thinks he’s won a trophy .

Counsellor -Okay Mrs Odeke.

Acom – Acom please….

Counsellor – You want a divorce?

Acom – I never said so.

Counsellor – Okay Mrs Odeke , are you still in love with Mr Odeke.

Acom – Is that part of your Job?

Odeke – Young lady answer the damn question and stop acting like he’s trying to toast you. Are you out of your mind?…..

Acom -I don’t blame you, you have forgotten so quickly how you wooed me.

Odeke – Please do well to refresh my memory, maybe I’m suffering from partial amnesia.

Acom -You have forgotten how you used to buy sweets for my brothers and throw stones on our roof just so I could come out?

Odeke -Wow, were you that cheap? Sweets and stones? Holy Moses, no wonder, you look like a pirated version of a Disney movie.. Very blurry and boring.

Counsellor (opens his mouth)- Jesus Christ!!

Acom -(with tears in her eyes) You see the kind of humiliation I have to put up with everyday. All this because I love you.

Odeke -Oh, you still love me? Ayayayaaa eh, what are we waiting, let’s go home. It’s better to quarrel where I will see food to eat later than in an office of a counsellor whose wife obviously doesn’t want him to come home. (turns to the counsellor and hands him a white paper) Try play that game today, It’s a sure game, fixed match huh…..

Acom -Odeke what did you give to him.

Odeke – (smiles) His fee!!!

:The end!!

NB: Guys gambling is not cool.

Look at how the Odekes are confused together to the extent of confusing the counsellor too.

Drama script written by: Eninu William. Tel: 0783-642052.

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