A Letter To My Future Wife

Posted by: lukwago J in Relationships December 4, 2019

Dear future wife, listen to me carefully, listen eh, divorce is not an option. I forgive you for whatever mistake you are going to make, it’s already forgiven.

No matter how much you get mad at me or annoy me, you see these my hands, I will never use them to hit you.

No matter how angry I am, I won’t reject your food, ask my mother, she knows I don’t joke with food.
I know I will step on your toes sometime, but please try and understand that this my height at times makes me see others as midget, but you know you will be my favorite midget so please do well to forgive me.

We will settle our misunderstandings before we go to bed every night and pray in peace to sleep.
I will pay the school fees, buy us a house, you will drive our first car while I save to buy another one, don’t worry I will enter a taxi, no wife of mine is going to jump onto a bodaboda while I own a car.
Hope you know I will be very popular and I will have fans? Please, that’s what they will remain, fans, don’t worry about them huh.

I will respect and love your parents like mine and never will I get into a fight with them, as long as they don’t give me a long list of things to buy.

I will wake you up early to start your makeup on time so we don’t go to Church late.

Here are three things I will never do.. I will never lie, steal or cheat!!

If I ever lie, I will lie in bed with you all day..

If i ever steal, I will steal your heart away..

And If i ever cheat I will cheat death to be with you forever!!

Divorce is not an option, we die here hehehe.!!!

The day you tell me you are tired, i will buy you energy drinks to continue this journey, nobody is leaving anybody hahaha!!!

From your Future husband.

Eninu Williams: 0783 642052

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